After badgering me in the United States Capitol for weeks, CodePink scheduled a protest outside of one of my district offices on the Treasure Coast yesterday.

I’m sure they hoped that I wouldn’t be there so they could spout Hamas talking points and harass my hardworking team. Instead, I showed up early and like any good guest brought snacks — cut up watermelon — for all those hungry terrorist sympathizers.

And what did I find? NOBODY. Despite the protest starting at 11AM, there was no one outside my district office. They can’t even show up to their own protest on time!

So, I waited for more than half an hour before finally a ragtag crew of protesters assembled at the park down the road from my district office. I decided to walk down and greet them.